is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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