I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Randomize
