WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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