New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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