Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I am available for nakedness
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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