I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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