There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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