Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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