fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
