Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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