My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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