why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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