All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize
