what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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