I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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