Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Randomize
