I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Actions speak louder than pants.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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