if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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