gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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