god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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