Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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