I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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