Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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