Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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