I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Randomize
