ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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