So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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