You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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