Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
