If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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