Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
My legs feel like baby dolphins
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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