So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Randomize
