I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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