There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I just found puke in my bra..
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I just got carded by a ten year old.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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