It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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