I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
All the doctor said was why
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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