is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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