I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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