Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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