So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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