Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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