I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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