The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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