Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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