We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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