You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Still dying that you shit outside
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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