So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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