My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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