i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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