I'm gonna have a badass scar
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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