are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
