Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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