it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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