Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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