YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
