we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
